And I am a person that perspire so easily, even easier than eating a blady fried chicken. So imagine this, one day, I were to surprise my partner, 5 mins of walk is more than enough to get my stupid sweat glands work profusely, expanding and secreting huge drop of salty water from my pore, smudging my nicely done make up
like this;
looking like that, showing up at his doorsteps, prolly giving him the horror of his life.
Bf opens up the door, sees a girl in messed up hair, messed up colors on her face, sweat stain underarm. Mind you that the girl has absofuckinglutely idea she looks like crap.
Boy yells, "What the fuck?!"
Girl sheepishly smiles at him and says, "Hi! Surprised!!?"
Boy slams door right at her face.
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