Okay, so I was required to take this subject called "Introduction to Research" and well, the first thing that came to my mind was, "Oh, this is definitely helping me in my Research papers to come."
Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy, how wrong was I to be optimistic about every single thing. Not only the subject sucked balls, the Professor is bias + British-wannabe + indecisive + uncertain + short term memory loss. She's totally acing those students she loves, and just because she had a couple of years of education in England, she had this bogus Brit accent. And the indecisive + uncertain + short term memory loss parts is just merely hopeless especially if you're a full time Professor. Honestly, you tell the class one thing, and you do another. HOW THE FUCK are we supposed to respect you? For instance, this [insert favorite race of Professor] sent in her/his assignment way after its deadline, and you have it marked before those who sent in theirs earlier when in class, you emphasized on not accepting any assignment that is sent in late. (Eat your bloody words right now biatch!) Also, awarding [insert favorite face of Professor] higher marks when clearly they have submitted a nooby work. Oh wait, Nooby is an understatement. More of a I-have-no-fucking-idea-what-I-just-wrote but I got a great score so screw this shit!
Throughout my entire 23 years spent, I have never ever, EVER dissed nor cursed a lecturer this bad before. Not to mention, a bloody Professor with a doctorate degree? The pigs are going to fly man. Professor-your-name-sounds-like-rhinocerous of Boredom, you've just lost my respect to you and I ruddy want the world to know how unbelievable you are. Bias goddamn bitch.
I think you ought to take a 101 lesson on how to become a Professor for fucktards!
Please count your blessings that this is a darn pass/fail subject because if this ain't one, you better be digging your grave this moment or I'll make sure you won't even have a grave to crawl into. This is how much I hate you.
xoxo
Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy, how wrong was I to be optimistic about every single thing. Not only the subject sucked balls, the Professor is bias + British-wannabe + indecisive + uncertain + short term memory loss. She's totally acing those students she loves, and just because she had a couple of years of education in England, she had this bogus Brit accent. And the indecisive + uncertain + short term memory loss parts is just merely hopeless especially if you're a full time Professor. Honestly, you tell the class one thing, and you do another. HOW THE FUCK are we supposed to respect you? For instance, this [insert favorite race of Professor] sent in her/his assignment way after its deadline, and you have it marked before those who sent in theirs earlier when in class, you emphasized on not accepting any assignment that is sent in late. (Eat your bloody words right now biatch!) Also, awarding [insert favorite face of Professor] higher marks when clearly they have submitted a nooby work. Oh wait, Nooby is an understatement. More of a I-have-no-fucking-idea-what-I-just-wrote but I got a great score so screw this shit!
Throughout my entire 23 years spent, I have never ever, EVER dissed nor cursed a lecturer this bad before. Not to mention, a bloody Professor with a doctorate degree? The pigs are going to fly man. Professor-your-name-sounds-like-rhinocerous of Boredom, you've just lost my respect to you and I ruddy want the world to know how unbelievable you are. Bias goddamn bitch.
I think you ought to take a 101 lesson on how to become a Professor for fucktards!
Please count your blessings that this is a darn pass/fail subject because if this ain't one, you better be digging your grave this moment or I'll make sure you won't even have a grave to crawl into. This is how much I hate you.
xoxo
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